It Begins...

Alright people, I've been reading Uncle Bob's Diary O' Chuckles and it not only cracked me up but also inspired me to get back into blogging as I've been out of it for some time.
I know that while my own life is undoubtedly less interesting than Uncle Bob's, it'd still make for some quality blog. Well, maybe not quality, but it'll certainly be, uh, interesting.

Anyway, what I think I'm going to do is split these entries up into two parts:
The past: A section where I intend to write down the more messed up parts of my childhood and young life. They are undoubtedly what shaped and molded me into the man I am today. (Note: By molded, I'm not referring to the process one uses with clay, more so the one fungus uses with bread.)
I'll probably continue with those until I'm caught up with...
The present: A section where I intend to write down what has happened in my life as it stands today. Rest assured, I will always find something to talk about, be it world-shattering news (as in a giant hamster is terrorizing Detroit) or something as small (as in the recent influx of house flies into my, well, house).

Anyway, I hope you enjoy yourself reading this as much as I will enjoy writing it...

Warning: Read this blog at your own risk! The author in no way guarantees you will laugh, chuckle or crack the slightest smile. The author will not be held liable if you throw your monitor and/or attached computer out the window after reading this blog.